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Jennifer Murphy's avatar

“The worst thing that’s ever not happened to her.” Lmao, god you are brilliant!

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Seattle Jack's avatar

“Rapunzel with a bob” lol

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Kira Cook's avatar

Agree that there was an ephemeral sadness that hung in the air after that episode, it was the reckoning that we've all been waiting for, in all our decades of reality TV training, in all our faithfulness to the real queen of the show, Ariana, she with her peerless integrity!!!! "Monstrous kalaidoscope!!!!!" Can't believe the LIGHTS made a comeback in the finale. Loved this piece, Carey!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nina's avatar

We don’t deserve this or you, Carey. Bless you.

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Joanna Schroeder's avatar

"Ariana and Sandoval, the Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell of Valley Village"

I was not prepared for my own reaction to this line

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Lilian's avatar

You're such a beautiful writer Carey! In awe of your ability to write in a way that's genuinely poetic and enlightening but also laugh out loud funny.

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Rowzdower420's avatar

Such a great summation.

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