Agree that there was an ephemeral sadness that hung in the air after that episode, it was the reckoning that we've all been waiting for, in all our decades of reality TV training, in all our faithfulness to the real queen of the show, Ariana, she with her peerless integrity!!!! "Monstrous kalaidoscope!!!!!" Can't believe the LIGHTS made a comeback in the finale. Loved this piece, Carey!!!!!!!!!!!
“The worst thing that’s ever not happened to her.” Lmao, god you are brilliant!
“Rapunzel with a bob” lol
Agree that there was an ephemeral sadness that hung in the air after that episode, it was the reckoning that we've all been waiting for, in all our decades of reality TV training, in all our faithfulness to the real queen of the show, Ariana, she with her peerless integrity!!!! "Monstrous kalaidoscope!!!!!" Can't believe the LIGHTS made a comeback in the finale. Loved this piece, Carey!!!!!!!!!!!
We don’t deserve this or you, Carey. Bless you.
"Ariana and Sandoval, the Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell of Valley Village"
I was not prepared for my own reaction to this line
You're such a beautiful writer Carey! In awe of your ability to write in a way that's genuinely poetic and enlightening but also laugh out loud funny.
Such a great summation.