The biggest solar eclipse of 2024 is set to premiere on Monday and I still don’t have dental insurance. It is bigger than the last big solar eclipse, seven years prior. Most of North America will experience some effect of it. A shadow across these United States. It feels fitting — a catharsis of sorts. Already a year of death and darkness, capped off by the muting of the sun. The veil across the sky. Everything is rendered obsolete during an eclipse. LA will only receive 50% totality, which feels fitting.
My guess is most seers are saving up their Total Solar Eclipse voyage for the 2027 Luxor Egypt totality where they can naked-eyed absorb the dark power of Apep dominating Ra among the pyramids for a whopping 6+ minutes.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I just got a septoplasty and took a break from fugueing to lol so hard I’m pretty sure I popped a stitch. Worth it.
John the Baptist... absolutely would
The American Baba Vanga absolutely lives in New Jersey
My guess is most seers are saving up their Total Solar Eclipse voyage for the 2027 Luxor Egypt totality where they can naked-eyed absorb the dark power of Apep dominating Ra among the pyramids for a whopping 6+ minutes.
For anyone who plans to go and wants some advice on how to amuse themselves: https://constantinemarkides.substack.com/p/eclipse-etiquette
How's it feel to be the funniest person on earth
https://letterboxd.com/9413/list/solar-eclipse-lunar
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I just got a septoplasty and took a break from fugueing to lol so hard I’m pretty sure I popped a stitch. Worth it.