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John the Baptist... absolutely would

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The American Baba Vanga absolutely lives in New Jersey

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My guess is most seers are saving up their Total Solar Eclipse voyage for the 2027 Luxor Egypt totality where they can naked-eyed absorb the dark power of Apep dominating Ra among the pyramids for a whopping 6+ minutes.

For anyone who plans to go and wants some advice on how to amuse themselves: https://constantinemarkides.substack.com/p/eclipse-etiquette

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How's it feel to be the funniest person on earth

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I just got a septoplasty and took a break from fugueing to lol so hard I’m pretty sure I popped a stitch. Worth it.

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